Ah, it is a fine line between safety and idiocy. Then again one must always wonder if it’s better to die “cool” or live nerdy

Because cats are the biggest and most successful procrastinators of all time. OF ALL TIME!

If you have no idea what’s going on, quick hurry to Knowyourmeme.com!*

And yes, “How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you” is real. Yup.

*Timewarpkitties and its authors are not to be held responsible for possible addiction to aforementioned website and subjects. You are warned.

Merry Christmas. I was obliged to say that from our monkeyteam (else they might quit).

Let me clarify this comic: I have no real objections to the ideology behind christmas. However, I am terribly annoyed with the commerce around it. All the happy-joy-joy holidayspirit depresses me to the bone. One of those aspects in particular are the hats… owh, the hats *shiver*

Again: I have no objections to christmas attire per se but each year I see a degenerating fashion in Christmas hats. Thus my prediction of what is to come. For the love of god I hope the last 3 haven’t been produced yet and that I’m not giving some clever merchandising A-hole ideas… unless they’re willing to give me a neat big pile of cash to prevent me from suing them for stealing from this comic (beware the uploadmonkey!)

anyhoe: enjoy this dark period of the year with a candle, think of the high suicide statistic and be happy you’re better off with the turkey *wink*

Happy holidays folks!

Prepare to see more of these kitties in the future…

Daily has transformed to weekly apparently… or something like it anyways.

it’s number 7 yay, this time in supreme verticallity… if you want me to stop making these horrible comics you can always offer me a job *wink wink* (dear god, shoot me now)

After yesterday’s cynical statement UploadMonkey felt a bit distressed.

Excuse the randomness. To be found here more often in the future.

another digital one. I think it pretty much speaks for itself. considering the aquisition of an artmonkey to do the coloring for future pieces… kitties just won’t do the things you demand of them.

Daily Ramblings digital AND in color, AMG!

Apologies about the crudeness but it was made to vent annoyance. I think we all know at least one mongrel who complains about the mystery that is women :p Often they’re blissfully ignorant about the fact that their own traits are very similar to the ones they whine about.